Here's some email volleying between me and the guy who panned our CD in Milk Magazine:

On Tue, 16 Jun 1998, Ned Davis wrote:

> Jeffrey with 2 f's, I looked around your site after
> reading your harsh pan of the PopCanon CD, and
> I felt I had to comment after
> sticking around and reading your page some more.

First, thanks for reading it, and thanks for reading more of the website.

> Your PopCanon review was a bit harsh, but when I
> read this on your site, I became exercised:
>
> >Have you ever wondered what John Donne, who opened a
> >poem with the line "Batter my heart, three-personed God"
> >would do if he were a film producer in the '70s? (Well, he
> >probably wouldn't. But I needed an excuse to link to this
> >page for one of my favorite poets.)
>
> So YOU--who would conflate John Donne with the brilliant
> Fists of God page--YOU are going to bust PopCanon for
> going overboard on the literary references?  YOU, who make
> allusions to the Bretonist game Exquisite Corpse?  YOU,
> who claim to be "interested in nonsense - in particular,
> the fuzzy boundary between sense and nonsense,
> where things almost-but-not-quite make sense"--YOU are
> busting on us for beating others about the head with
> our studies?  J'ACCUSE, sir!!

Hmmm...perhaps. I guess I see a difference between an admittedly
self-indulgent website - which anyone can take or leave - and a CD, which
people are expected to buy. That is, as a critic I feel the need to
discuss which aspects of the recording make it worth buying and which may
not - always in a very subjective frame of reference, since everyone's got
their own ears and ideas.

I don't recall that that remark was all that central to the review, but
yeah, it was there, so fair calling me on it.

> Bytheby, the song Rene' Rene' is about Descartes, not
> Magritte, so if you revise your review, please insert
> a snotty jape about our overly mathematical bent...

Damn! Missed it!

Seriously, I understand that a negative review (or at least partially
negative) would be upsetting to someone who worked hard to put out music -
but hey, by my reviewing it, people here in the distant wilderness of
Milwaukee at least know your CD exists. I, at least, have often read
reviews that were negative - but the critic's particular descriptions have
sometimes intrigued me enough to check out the CD anyway. I mean, there's
probably people who like their literary/artistic/mathematical references
right up front.

Me, I just happen to prefer such things to be a bit more submerged - you
may have run into (numerous) references to Scott Miller (of The Loud
Family, ex-Game Theory) on my site. There's a guy who's clearly very
well-read, etc. - but usually it's a bit below the surface. Anyway, a
matter of taste.

And the CD *was* interesting enough that I kept it - and your letter
caused me to listen to it again. (It *is* Bloomsday, after all...)

So I hope you'll agree the review and its ramifications aren't a total
dead loss for your band.

Thanks for your thoughts.

Jeff

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Then, on Wed, 17 Jun 1998, Ned Davis wrote:

> Well, i was half funnin' with you in the last rant,
> but of course, we all prefer praise rather than
> censure.  And I guess I was especially disappointed
> since--after surfing through your site--you plainly
> seem to have the background and erudition to appreciate
> lots of aspects to the PopCanon CD that most other
> reviewers would never even begin to get.  e.g., your
> knowledge of the Wanda Tinasky episode is really quite
> obscure, and the webpage title was damn funny.
> As you know, most reviewers are just idiots--one
> of the funniest, positive-yet-utterly-wrong reviews
> we received from an online zine said that we were the
> greatest ska band of the 90's, and that our songs
> couldn't have been better 'if they were written by
> Madness and performed by the Skatalites!'
> Very nice, but very, very wrong.

Uh..."ska"? Sheesh!

> Anyroad, it just seemed that you in the land of
> Indentured Servitude that is Graduate School might
> well have appreciated the songs a little more,
> and perhaps, if you listen a few more times, something
> may strike you anew.  We thought we were making a
> fairly accessible pop record with some overly involved
> references that only a few people would get, though could
> still enjoy musically, but it turns out that apparently
> several listens is really needed to hear past the blustery
> noise--who knew?

Rereading the review in light of relistening to the CD, it may have been
harsher than it needed to have been - although the music still refuses to
lodge itself in my head. Weirdly enough, given my background, lyrics are
very much a secondary thing w/music - probably because I played piano
before I could read, I guess (not all that well, mind you...).

> And the Zappa reference really hurt, since the guy who
> mastered the CD, Mark Pinske, who lives here in Gainesville,
> was one of Zappa's engineers for years and years and made
> us all gasp for breath when he decreed, 'yeah, Frank would've
> liked this..'

Funny - I just noticed Mark Pinske's name the other day (before reading
this correspondence) and finally made the connection - yes, I'm one of
those geeks who read the teensy little notes on CDs). And though FZ's a
genius, there's also a lot of *his* material that, for me, falls short in
ways similar to the criticisms I made of you guys. (You'll notice I said
something like "Zappa at his best" - not Zappa all the time...)

> Again, thanks for listening, and i'll be sure to send you
> our next project.
> I always appreciate good writing, even if it's ALL WRONG!
> Ned

fair enough.
--Jeff

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